Gift-giving is difficult. Especially when you dislike most people.
The holidays roll around and suddenly you’re expected to spend money on coworkers who breathe too loud, cousins you haven’t spoken to since 2016, and friends who ask you to “split evenly” when their drink was $27.
So here’s a simple rule:
If you don’t know what to get someone, get them something that enlightens them.
Our candles make the perfect gift for:
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Your friend who thinks they’re the funny one.
(They aren’t. We are.) -
Your sibling with the emotional range of a toaster.
Light the candle. Maybe they’ll thaw. -
Your coworker who keeps oversharing.
Boundary-setting, but scented. -
Your ex.
No explanation needed. -
That one person who “doesn’t want anything.”
Perfect. Give them a candle that says exactly that.
In a world full of boring bath sets and gift cards, nothing says “I care” like a candle that gently insults the recipient.
Choose violence, classy violence.
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