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Consider not speaking so much. — 9oz soy candle -
Do not insert this anywhere. — 9oz soy candle -
Edward Snowden was right about this candle. — 9oz soy candle -
Even salt can't make your mom's lasagna taste good. — 9oz soy candle -
Everyone hates your dad jokes. Happy birthday. — 9oz soy candle -
I found a diamond yet I kept mining for coal. — 9oz soy candle -
I mined Bitcoin with this candle once. — 9oz soy candle -
I paid $33.99 for a candle to bully me. — 9oz soy candle -
I stayed up all night flirting with this candle. — 9oz soy candle -
Light me and lie about the smell. — 9oz soy candle -
My son was karate chopped in the throat by a Naruto wanna be. — 9oz soy candle -
No, I don't want to listen to your SoundCloud. — 9oz soy candle -
Not safe for people who eat crayons. — 9oz soy candle -
Stop eating all your mom’s soap. — 9oz soy candle -
Stop licking the candle please. — 9oz soy candle -
This candle cannot lactate. Stop asking. — 9oz soy candle -
This candle cheered when Joffrey was uncrowned. — 9oz soy candle -
This candle discovered Skrillex at 3:47 am. — 9oz soy candle -
This candle is on a watchlist. — 9oz soy candle -
This candle lives to increase shareholder value. — 9oz soy candle -
This candle starts political debates at Thanksgiving. — 9oz soy candle -
This smells better than you do. — 9oz soy candle -
When I'm bored I like to steal bacon from Wawa. — 9oz soy candle -
You need to start showering every day. — 9oz soy candle
